1. Eye No there is a heaven and there is a hell, Listen 2 me people, Eye've got a story to tell: There was a Corporate monster all around me, forcing me to use "Verified Scam," and Eye will let U No how that works 4 me.

    And yeah, I miss camping out for real tickets. No physical ticket for JT 2017 really made me sad.
  2. Originally posted by veritastheviper:House past the start of today and still no code. Anyone got any further idea on how to get through to get one? Or just hope the email through U2.help works eventually?


    Try Ticketmaster Customer Service at 800-653-8000. They are the ones issuing the codes.
  3. At this point ticket sales should be cancelled and money returned we can try this again when they get their act together
  4. Anyone get the Citi presale email yet?
  5. Originally posted by tchezao:[..]

    The brazilian lady? The lady who plotted with her group and U2's organization to implement an early entrance in morumbi stadium without public acknowledgement?

    If that's her


    My favorite part was people almost ending up in a police station. Things only Brazil can offer you
  6. I got an innocence code but didn't use it to buy anything yet, because both LA & San Jose had zero GA available. There are still some $330 seats in SJ that aren't very good. Should I wait? Anyone know if I'll be able to use my code for the general onsale or if I'll be shut out of the general sale on Monday?
  7. Originally posted by mars:I got an innocence code but didn't use it to buy anything yet, because both LA & San Jose had zero GA available. There are still some $330 seats in SJ that aren't very good. Should I wait? Anyone know if I'll be able to use my code for the general onsale or if I'll be shut out of the general sale on Monday?
    Chances are they issue another code for new shows
  8. there is a citi presale tomorrow i just got a code too so...
  9. I did the mobile ticket crap, will I receive a real one at the venue? I'd like a keepsake.
  10. SCENE: U2 sits around a table half drunk, frustrated their album isn't coming together after years of work.

    Edge: I don't know if I have it in me.

    Bono: But we told the fans we'd be done with this album soon.

    Larry: If we didn't HAVE any fans, we wouldn't have this problem.

    Edge (laughing): yeah, there's a solution. We'd loose a few if we released that joke track we made...what was it? "The Miracle of Taylor Swift?"

    Bono: You mean "The Best Thing?" Ha ha...yeah...might lose a few fans with that one!

    Larry: What if we did that...then...(laughing)...after we finish our Joshua Tree revisited tour...we announce our NEW tour is ALSO a redo of our LAST tour.

    Edge (laughing): what...like "Experience and Innocence?"

    Larry (laughing): Yeah! But the rest is the same...except we charge like...

    Adam: $330 a ticket?

    Larry (laughing harder): YEAH! But with like $60 fees on top of THAT!

    (all crying laughing)
    Bono: Yeah...and THAT after giving them codes that don't work...

    Larry (pounding the table laughing): And they paid $40 to get!

    (all hysterical...laughing calms down)

    Edge: Yeah, we wouldn't have ANY fans after THAT.

    Larry: Wanna bet?
  11. Originally posted by robotsandmonkeys:SCENE: U2 sits around a table half drunk, frustrated their album isn't coming together after years of work.

    Edge: I don't know if I have it in me.

    Bono: But we told the fans we'd be done with this album soon.

    Larry: If we didn't HAVE any fans, we wouldn't have this problem.

    Edge (laughing): yeah, there's a solution. We'd loose a few if we released that joke track we made...what was it? "The Miracle of Taylor Swift?"

    Bono: You mean "The Best Thing?" Ha ha...yeah...might lose a few fans with that one!

    Larry: What if we did that...then...(laughing)...after we finish our Joshua Tree revisited tour...we announce our NEW tour is ALSO a redo of our LAST tour.

    Edge (laughing): what...like "Experience and Innocence?"

    Larry (laughing): Yeah! But the rest is the same...except we charge like...

    Adam: $330 a ticket?

    Larry (laughing harder): YEAH! But with like $60 fees on top of THAT!

    (all crying laughing)
    Bono: Yeah...and THAT after giving them codes that don't work...

    Larry (pounding the table laughing): And they paid $40 to get!

    (all hysterical...laughing calms down)

    Edge: Yeah, we wouldn't have ANY fans after THAT.

    Larry: Wanna bet?
    Thank you for this. It's entertaining and likely accurate.