1. My name is Adam,but at weekends it's Amanda...........


  2. This years auditions for Mary Poppins,Dublin.
  3. Edge: ''Why did you get a different coloured umbrella? No fair.''

    Bono: ''I honestly don't remember why. Let me tell you a story about this umbrella...''

  4. Male, 48, seeks lifestyle changes and more besides.

    Edge prepares to strike out after Bono informed him that his umbrella was better.
  5. Edge: Okay Bono, I know your at a loss for lyrics, so I'm going to leave you in the middle of this thunderstorm, with an umbrella. I figured if Ben Franklin was a genius, and got hit by a lightning bolt, it can work for you. Oh me? Mines made of plastic. Its times like this I'm glad I'm not the primary lyricist.
  6. HAHAHAHAHAHA to all!


  7. Bono: Sorry The Edge, Rihanna is still hotter than you.
    Edge:Eh, I tried.