Originally posted by stj0691new page!
Originally posted by U2Nickasldkbfsdfklbgasdfhklbfsd
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touche, worthy adversary
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wow, that got messed up
Originally posted by U2Nick[..]
How many times have you sicked on the forum!?
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Originally posted by stj0691[..]
Michael Jackson......
The band were having a crazy day in the studio. Larry, who had just gotten tired of all the fooling around said "That's it! You're all out of the band!" and stormed off. The next day the guys pleaded with him, and Larry said, "I let you back in if you can do one task for me. Go to the supermarket down the street, get three pieces of fruit apiece, and bring them back here for further instructions"
And they were off. Edge comes back with 3 grapes. Larry says, "If you can put all 3 grapes in your butt while keeping a straight face, I will let you back in. If not, you're outta here for good."
He starts to stick the grapes into his butt, but when he gets to the third one, he grimaces slightly. Larry cooly pointed at the door, and Edge walked off.
Adam came back with three apples. With no small effort, he manages to get the first two in without slipping. But as he picks up the third one, he starts laughing hysterically.
So Larry says, "You couldn't keep a straight face, so now you're out of the band for good. But I can't help but ask, why in the world were you laughing like that?"
He says "Because I see Bono is coming back with three watermelons!"
Originally posted by U2Nick[..]
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Originally posted by U2Nick[..]
I read this somewhere here.....