1. Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
    A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

  2. Originally posted by markp91[..]

    My clock says 21:55, while it's 21:45...


    Maybe you need to turn it back a little
    But it's better to have a clock that runs to fast then to slow.
  3. Originally posted by stj0691[..]

    the country of the Zoo show


    I'm silent as a grave...
  4. Originally posted by yuri31[..]








    aww youve missed it once more....see ya juraj!
  5. Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Liverpool fan?
    A: A battery has a positive side.


    Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
    A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.

  6. Originally posted by alexxthefool[..]

    Maybe you need to turn it back a little
    But it's better to have a clock that runs to fast then to slow.


    I'm too lazy to change lol...

    Btw you saw the Adam-pics on the guitar-topic? Awesome...
  7. Originally posted by U2sBiggestFanQ: What is the difference between a battery and a Liverpool fan?
    A: A battery has a positive side.


    Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
    A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.




    lol...The forst one rules!
  8. Originally posted by markp91[..]

    I'm silent as a grave...


    you have to guess which show this is from:

    "this next song is for my father bob...........all he listened to was the opera....and his son grew up, and wanted to live, the opera."
  9. Originally posted by markp91[..]

    lol...The forst one rules!




    gotta go

    big brothers on

  10. Originally posted by stj0691[..]

    you have to guess which show this is from:

    "this next song is for my father bob...........all he listened to was the opera....and his son grew up, and wanted to live, the opera."


    Is it Vertigo Chicago or Milan?

    If not it's Buenos Aires...
  11. Originally posted by U2sBiggestFan[..]



    gotta go

    big brothers on




    Bye Wayne! C'ya!
  12. Originally posted by markp91[..]

    I'm too lazy to change lol...

    Btw you saw the Adam-pics on the guitar-topic? Awesome...


    Same here

    Adam pic's? Where? Where? Where? *hyper*
    Yes, if you mean the new ones in the gallery here on the site