First you deny features everyone has. Because 'nobody uses them'. Then after 3 years you hype the features everyone in 2004 already had
Then if you made a design error you tell your helpdesk to ignore the issue. The phone works fine, but not when you are left handed. But then it isnt a model for left-handed persons.
But dont worry! You'll get a free bumper for your phone, doesnt matter it ruins the looks you paid 300 USD / EUR / GBP extra for! Since the most important element is preserved, the Apple logo
works perfectly on my Touch. Love the multitasking, although it makes it a little slower
