1. just specced up a new Mac Pro for £17,344.99. Nice.

    Better news from Apple. Brand new iPod Classic en route to me now. Oh yea
  2. Here's one for ya Drew.


    Assahlamualiakum, I AWAITE YOUR RESPONSE

    PRIVATE EMAIL(zaid001rassan@yahoo.com).
    Dear Sir/Madam
    I am Mr. ZAID RASSAN a citizen of Baghdad in Iraq .
    Due to the Situation here in IRAQ those of us in the
    business circle are Finding it very difficult to cope
    with the situation here, no stable Governmen t, bomb
    explosion at strate gic pla ces ev ery now and then,
    Sometimes people find it very difficult to go about
    their normal Businesses due to fear of being victim of
    terrorist attack, above all. The crisis in Iraq now
    has made business activities totally paralyzed for
    quite sometime now. for instance, no good telephone
    facilities, no Adequate security, infact all most all
    the basic infrastructure were
    Destroyed during the
    recent war in Iraq, ever since then the Environment in
    Iraq has never been conducive business w ise .
    Why I am contacting you is that I have a huge amount
    of INHERITED sum to invest in your country with your
    help and if you are really interested in knowing
    please kindly contact me to my personal email address
    below then I will explain further on this proposal you
    will nev er re g ret it.
    I wait for your urgent resp onse to my personal email
    below then I can explain more on how to finalize this
    transaction for security reason
    (zaid001rassan@yahoo.com).
    MR ZAID RASSAN
  3. The ones where they want to inherit two bazillion dollars are great to read and have a laugh. The other one where you weren't sure of what it was is basically seeing my profile on some website (likely xpmediacenter or FaceBook) and getting my email address to get in touch. Funny.

    just specced up a new Mac Pro for £17,344.99. Nice.


    Nice system you'd hope but the price isn't nice - and apparently if I spec that out it will be $38,408.44.

    Better news from Apple. Brand new iPod Classic en route to me now. Oh yea


    And that's what should have been given in the first place. Not pissing you round.
  4. Originally posted by germcevoyjust specced up a new Mac Pro for £17,344.99. Nice.

    Better news from Apple. Brand new iPod Classic en route to me now. Oh yea


    Great News You had engravings, right (I wanna run, I wanna hide!)? Are they gonna redo that?
  5. Originally posted by Ali709[..]

    Great News You had engravings, right (I wanna run, I wanna hide!)? Are they gonna redo that?



    they did the last time so i'm assuming they'l be doing the same
  6. Our spam friends are back.

    Hello Brother,

    How are you doing today, I received your mail, it well understood.

    I want you to know that this transaction is hundrend percent legit that is why i seek for your honest help so that the both of us can acheive this gold.

    So want you to see attach copy of my family passport so that you can know that you are dealing with a righful person, so you don't need to worry your self.

    I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as possible with the information requested by you.

    Thank and remain bless

    Barrister Frank Smith


    And he included two photos.

  7. Originally posted by drewhigginsOur spam friends are back.

    [..]

    And there's two photos as well.

    Quite funny.


    I've got something from that same name. If they were legit, they'd be able to speak english.
  8. Originally posted by easports43[..]

    I've got something from that same name. If they were legit, they'd be able to speak english.


    And remember - it's hundrend percent legit. I believe it.



    And we have another one:

    My Dear,
    How is your day.
    mine is fine over here in Dakar.Thanks for your mail.Like I said my name is Rena Monibar,single, Very good looking girl that is very sharing, giving, caring and loving girl, above all God fearing and trusted.I really want have a good relationship with you.A relationship of deep feeling that will construct a mutual understanding ,I'm from Rwanda in Africa and presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country. My late father Dr. Peters Monibar was the personal adviser to the former head of state of Rwanda before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to nearby country Senegal where i am living now in a refugee camp. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. Hoping to hear from you soonest ..
    Rena Monibar !!!


    That one is even better than the last. Frank should have tried harder...
  9. I've had some good ones, like this one, for Dr. Joseph "Simth" (Smith maybe?)

    Honorable Customer,

    This is to officially inform you that we have
    verified your contract/inheritance file and found out why you have
    not receive your payment, is because you have not fulfilled the
    official protocols giving to you in respect
    to the final release of your contract /inheritance
    payment.

    Secondly, we have been informed that you are still
    dealing with some official touts in our bank, such illegal act like
    that have to stop, if you wish to receive your payment since we have
    decided to bring solution to your problem, right now we have arranged
    your payment through our offshore Automated teller machine (Swift Card)
    payment center in China, that is the latest instruction
    by our president, (GCFR) Federal Republic of
    Togo, how about that?

    This offshore card center will send you an Swift Card
    with A Personal Identification Number (PIN) called secret four-digit
    code, your recipient must use to make during any Opportunity
    Card ATM transactions, to withdraw your money in Swift Card machine
    in any part of the world, but the maximum is $5,000.00 per day, so if
    you like to receive your Fund this way please, do let us know by
    contacting the card payment center with the under listed information's:

    Contact STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
    EMAIL ID: swiftcardsection@yahoo.com.hk,
    DIRECT PHONE: +852 3075 6364, 86 13434258828
    TEL; +852 2575 5006.
    FAX; +852 3010 1774

    1 phone and fax number,

    2 address were you want them to send the card
    through DHL (p. o box
    not accepted)

    3 your full name and your total amount your are
    expecting.

    Please indicate to the card center the total sum you
    are expecting and for your information you have to stop any further
    communication with any body or office in regards to this your full
    contract/inheritance
    payment.

    Contact Dr. Joseph Simth Ejifor, Governor De
    ECO Bank Lome Togo, as soon as you receive this important
    message on his direct Email dr.josephsimth@hotmail.com
    direct mobile phone # 228 090 36 88
    for your official recognition and authority to release your Automated teller machine
    Swift Card from STANDARD CHARTERED BANK INTERNATIONAL,
    TELEX TRANSFER SECTION,
    ASIA PACIFIC.

    We look forward to hearing from you.
    Thanks for your understanding
    Honorable Customiser,

    Dr.Joseph E. Simth,
  10. Originally posted by drewhiggins[..]

    And remember - it's hundrend percent legit. I believe it.



    And we have another one:

    [..]

    That one is even better than the last. Frank should have tried harder...


    haha...and this Rena Monibar person...ask her where did she find access to internet in that refugee camp!
  11. Originally posted by drewhigginsOur spam friends are back.

    [..]

    And he included two photos.

    [image]


    hmm

    HAHAHA!!! LOL @ frank!!
  12. Originally posted by Ali709[..]

    haha...and this Rena Monibar person...ask her where did she find access to internet in that refugee camp!


    Ah, good point.