1. 8. Look outside a see a huge pile of sh*t
    9. Move out.

  2. Originally posted by Ross1441:1. Look outside.
    2. Grass is too long.
    3. Realise you're too lazy to deal with it.
    4. Repeat until grass is 4' long.
    5. Buy a Cow to eat the grass.
    6. ????
    7. PROFIT!!!

    This method also comes with the added bonus of free milk.

    Any alternatives for those who don't want a cow and don't really drink much milk?

  3. A sheep. Use the wool for some new threads.

  4. How do you feel about being horned to death?

    A Rhino may be an option for you.
  5. I had't laughed this hard at this topic since Gerard ditched a phone the same day he bought it. Keep it coming guys, my day has been absolute shit and I'll gladly use some more laughs. Thanks
  6. Jailbreaking doesn't do much for iPad stability. The one app I find useful bloody freezes the whole device. Grgh.

  7. yea, not really a plus for everyone.
    Android is better in this sense. You don't need rooting for customization and even if you decide to root for heavy customization, it's not something unwanted by the company and achieved by using loop holes in the security system...
  8. Originally posted by Ali709:[..]

    yea, not really a plus for everyone.
    Android is better in this sense. You don't need rooting for customization and even if you decide to root for heavy customization, it's not something unwanted by the company and achieved by using loop holes in the security system...

    Android is flexible but it just doesn't feel like a finished article to me. The predicament I have when it comes to Android is that I ultimately want high end hardware but I can't justify the price of an S3 or One X when this little Huwaei does 90% the same for 25% of the cost. I'm not happy either way. Hence the swaying to iPhone.
  9. Originally posted by germcevoy:[..]

    Android is flexible but it just doesn't feel like a finished article to me. The predicament I have when it comes to Android is that I ultimately want high end hardware but I can't justify the price of an S3 or One X when this little Huwaei does 90% the same for 25% of the cost. I'm not happy either way. Hence the swaying to iPhone.

    yea, I agree with that.
    Altho, newer versions are getting much better. ICS, and the original, like CyanogenMod 9 feels very well done. Jelly Bean looks a lot better even...
    I have an S2 by the way.
  10. An S2 is an excellent buy in the upsecond hand market nowdays and I doubt quad cores offer any improvements.. Bit big for me though.
  11. Originally posted by germcevoy:An S2 is an excellent buy in the upsecond hand market nowdays and I doubt quad cores offer any improvements.. Bit big for me though.

    That is true about the quad cores, and the S2 really is a fantastic phone. It's not that big, you get used to it!