Originally posted by Ross1441:1. Look outside.
2. Grass is too long.
3. Realise you're too lazy to deal with it.
4. Repeat until grass is 4' long.
5. Buy a Cow to eat the grass.
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!
This method also comes with the added bonus of free milk.
Any alternatives for those who don't want a cow and don't really drink much milk?