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  1. enjoy!!


    To make it stand,
    You wet it !
    To make it wet,
    You suck it !
    To make it stiff ,
    You lick it !
    To get it in,
    You push it!
    Damn !
    Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!

    what where you thinking????
  2. Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman,it's sexual harrasment; but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £1.50 a minute...........
  3. Haha! Nice ones Johnny and gmc!
  4. A Day In The Life of The Edge

    10:00-10:03: Wake Up

    Edge: "Morn' Aislinn."
    Morleigh: "What?"
    Edge: "Shit."

    10:03-10:15 Open walk-in Cap closet, and choose one.

    10:15-10:20 Go downstairs.

    Adam: "Morn' Edge!"
    Edge: "Morn' Adam."
    Adam: "I made some coffee."
    Edge: "Dude, you've been living here since like what, 89'?"
    Adam: "83'"
    Edge: "Bum"
    Adam: "I know." *looks down in shame* "Wanker" *walks off*

    10:20-1:00: Search Bono's closet for any caffeine products, then turn findings over to Larry.

    1:00-1:30: Wear sunglasses and take a drive with Adam

    1:30-3:00: Guitar Hero Face-off with Bill Gates.

    3:00-4:00: Practice his soon-to-be-released Rap album.

    4:00-5:00: Bake Cookies with Adam.

    5:00-5:30: Help Bono understand why a pound of Feathers and a pound of Lead weigh the same.

    5:30-6:00: Watch Adam walk over to Larry's house.

    Adam: *Knocks on door, holding a blanket and stuffed Bear*
    Larry: "Yeah?" *from behind door*
    Adam: "Its Me!"
    Larry: "Bono, I swear to god, if you had coffee......"
    Adam: "No, no, no!"
    Larry: *Opens door, sees the blanket, etc.*
    Adam: "Hey buddy!"
    Larry: *slams door in his face*
    Adam: *walks back to Edge's*

    6:00-7:00 Eat dinner.

    Edge: "EEEK!!!!!"
    Morleigh: "What!?"
    Edge: "The f*cking Hot Pocket burned my hand!"
    Morleigh: "Dumb ass."

    7:00-10:00: Find cure for Hepatolenticular Degeneration in a secret underground Laboratory.

    10:00-10:15: Tuck Adam in on the sofa. Then sing him a lullaby.

    10:15-11:30: Sudokus.

    11:30-12:45: Ponder on what type of cap he should wear for the new tour.

    12:45-10:00(am): Meet up with gang of ZOO TV Street Toughs.

    There ya have it!




    "Admit it -- You got a stiffy." - The Edge to Bono after Bono tried explaining an experience with a masseuse

  9. I think Adam would find it funny

    P.S. I've never watched Chuck Is it funny?


  10. lol, he would. He's cool like that lol. He'd be an awsome teacher lol

    NEVER SEEN CHUCK!!!!!!!!!???????

    Its awsome, very funny.
  11. Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

    lol, he would. He's cool like that lol. He'd be an awsome teacher lol

    NEVER SEEN CHUCK!!!!!!!!!???????

    Its awsome, very funny.

    I'd transfer to his class in a second
    No I haven't seen Chuck although everyone says it's hilarious


  12. It is very funny. My mom and I always make sure we watch it lol. I think its on Mondays.......
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