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  1. How to use an iPod, U2-style.




    ''Can't be too hard to switch on?''





    ''Bono, you got any ideas?''





    ''Pass it here, Larry. You do this, this, this and...it's not as easy as it looks, is it. Edge? Maybe Adam knows.''





    ''Come on. Hold on Edge, it's doing something! Finally, after pressing and pressing!''





    ''What's it doing now, Edge? ''





    ''Looks like it worked, then. What do we do with it now?''
  2. Originally posted by drewhiggins:How to use an iPod, U2-style.


    [image]

    ''Can't be too hard to switch on?''



    [image]

    ''Bono, you got any ideas?''



    [image]

    ''Pass it here, Larry. You do this, this, this and...it's not as easy as it looks, is it. Edge? Maybe Adam knows.''



    [image]

    ''Come on. Hold on Edge, it's doing something! Finally, after pressing and pressing!''



    [image]

    ''What's it doing now, Edge? ''



    [image]

    ''Looks like it worked, then. What do we do with it now?''



  3. Hahaha!
    Just look at Edge's face on the second pic!
  4. priceless
  5. LOL! Best ever!
  6. Originally posted by yahoo.com

    Italian soccer strategy gets a racy look

    ROME (AP)—In the latest fashion statement out of Italy, soccer players are dropping their shorts to score goals.

    Catania, a team in the country’s top division, unveiled the new look while taking a free kick. The players lined up in a wall and dropped their shorts in an effort to block the goalkeeper’s vision.

    The Sicilian team carried out the maneuver to perfection Sunday. Three players dropped their shorts practically to their knees so Torino goalie Matteo Sereni couldn’t see the kick by Giuseppe Mascara, who scored during Catania’s 3-2 victory.

    Catania is coached by Walter Zenga, a former goalkeper on Italy’s national team.

    “This is a strategy that Zenga tries continually in training,” Pietro Lo Monaco, the club’s chief executive, told RAI state radio Monday.

    Former referees coordinator Paolo Casarin called the move “unsportsmanlike and in bad taste.”

    “It’s a trick that should not be tolerated anymore by the referees,” he said.

    Lo Monaco replied: “A trick? I wouldn’t say so. It’s up to the referee to decide if it should be penalized, otherwise I don’t see where the problem is. … Good taste is relative.”



    while we all joked about it, they actually did it!



  9. enjoy!!


    Church Bulletins. Thank God for church ladies wit typewriters.
    These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

    Ø The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

    Ø The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight : "Searching for Jesus."
    Ø Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

    Ø Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
    house. Don't forget your husbands.


    Ø The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

    Ø Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

    Ø Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.


    Ø Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
    Ø Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
    Ø For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
    Ø Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
    Ø Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
    Ø The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

    Ø Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.


    Ø A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
    Ø At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

    Ø Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


    Ø Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

    Ø Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.


    Ø The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

    Ø Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.


    Ø The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

    Ø This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.


    Ø Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

    Ø The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.


    Ø Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

    Ø The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.


    Ø Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

    Ø The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours too!
  10. Originally posted by drewhiggins:How to use an iPod, U2-style.


    [image]

    ''Can't be too hard to switch on?''



    [image]

    ''Bono, you got any ideas?''



    [image]

    ''Pass it here, Larry. You do this, this, this and...it's not as easy as it looks, is it. Edge? Maybe Adam knows.''



    [image]

    ''Come on. Hold on Edge, it's doing something! Finally, after pressing and pressing!''



    [image]

    ''What's it doing now, Edge? ''



    [image]

    ''Looks like it worked, then. What do we do with it now?''


  11. Hi fellas!!!
    nice jokes from my Dad!!!



    Originally posted by Email
    Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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    A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"

    Granny replies, " Fuck the pills! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

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    A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."

    He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

    ==========================================

    Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

    Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"

    ======================================

    An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
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