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  2. THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snopes and it's for real!


    AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    DAILY THOUGHT:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
  3. Not sure if anyone has heard of textsfromlastnight.com , but people enter in texts they received from last night. Most have to do with drunken stories. Pretty funny stuff.

    Last night, St Patricks Day, somoene entered one that stated

    "(941):

    Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band."

    A bunch of people posted that on my Facebook wall, wondering if that was me. I could see that happening to me though


  4. LOL!


  5. dont know if its posted already but its funny
  6. Probably an old one but:

    "Walked into my local CD shop and the assistant said, "Good morning." I said, "You too." He said, "Second aisle, first shelf on the left." Funny guy"


  7. My work.


  8. Bit cheap but I had to laugh at the subtitles lol


  9. This is about Bono who has nothing interesting to say on stage...
    Found it coincidently. Found it kinda funny.


  10. oh my, I love this!! the things this guy says do not make sense at all, but I cracked up laughing when he picked up that mic stand and held it up like Bono -- makes you realize just how much of a "typical Bono thing" this is LOL great find