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  2. I recently laughed with tears with some clips really, here are some. I hope you'll find them as funny and entertaining as myself.

    Trolling Saruman


    Robin Williams' Golf sketch. I love this guy.




  5. Yes....during test and exams....never any other time...
  6. An ancient Irishman

    Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145 years old!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
  7. a small bump........ just ran into this after a long time:

  8. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

    - Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

    Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.

    - What does that tell you?

    Watson ponders for a minute.
    - Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

    Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
    - Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.
  9. Originally posted by alexandra_t:Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

    - Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

    Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.

    - What does that tell you?

    Watson ponders for a minute.
    - Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

    Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
    - Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.


    good one


  10. ah geez laughing tears. the Saruman one was hilarious. and Robin Williams is legend thanks for posting, Glenn
  11. Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.

    "Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.

    "Not very likely," his wife said.

    "It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket. He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.

    With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter. With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these." He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.

    Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"

    "No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."

    The man came back to the counter, empty-handed. "They'll be ready on Thursday," he said calmly.


    Edit: I thought this was going to end with storing cost
  12. An aircraft is about to crash...

    An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if Idied". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

    The third passenger, George W. Bush, says "I am the President of the
    United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics.
    And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So, he takes a parachute and jumps.

    The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."
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