1. My Impatience for the new album has gotten the best of me; I need (and perhaps we all do) some good old fashioned U2 humor.

    With Eno and Lanois in the studio, you can't go wrong, but still...you never know.

    A few suggestions I hope the band doesn't consider:

    Bono: The Complete Guitar Solos, Volumes 1-16
    The Complete Live U2: On Banjo
    The Complete Live U2: Sung By That Guy Who Sang "One" for Bank of America
    Van Diemen's Land (the Jacknife Lee Remix)
    Where the Streets Have No Name: With or Without a Guitar?
    Acrobat Live: Oh Wait, Just Kidding, Here's "Pride" Again
    The Ultimate Shouting Match: Larry vs. Bono
    Only The Highest Notes in Every U2 Song: Sung By Bono, Age 48
    Larry Beating a Cereal Bowl With a Spoon
    U Can't Touch This: The Lost Duets With MC Hammer
    Sunday Bloody Sunday (The Kim Jong-Il Remix)
    Mofo: Another 30 Remixes
    The Refugee


    Add yours if you'd like.
  2. These are pretty funny

    But I do wonder if we could leave it to just one 'new album' topic?
  3. Nicole that was priceless, especially the bono guitar solo cd lol

    how about,

    Bono cuts bad short because of larry's tendonitis, and then dances with a girl for three and a half minutes(the gun mixes)

    How about Bad: The Cd (its just bad for thirty-five minutes with every snippet ever done in that song ever) ha


  4. nice
  5. How about:

    Adam Clayton: The Solo Year.

    Larry Mullen Jnr: The Sound of One Man And A 4/4 Beat Played On Bono's Head.

    The Edge: Throws Away His Effects Pedals.

    Bono: The Political Album.



    Feel horrible now, wish new album would hurry up!
  6. .............anything that sounds like Coldplay.Considering Eno has just finished producing thiers........
  7. I only hope that there won't be too many mid-tempo songs and Edge will show us some fast and catchy riffs. If these will be realized, it will be a huge album.
  8. I'm hoping it's not like Elvis Presley and America.
  9. I hope not like " how to dismantle...." well its a great album but its nothing special.

    i want something new like it was achtung baby 1991

    and a edge solo song like van diemens land
  10. Originally posted by sapphireI hope not like " how to dismantle...." well its a great album but its nothing special.

    i want something new like it was achtung baby 1991

    and a edge solo song like van diemens land


    exactly mate! i agree totally with you
    also not another activist album
    we want music not speeches
  11. Originally posted by sapphireI hope not like " how to dismantle...." well its a great album but its nothing special.

    i want something new like it was achtung baby 1991

    and a edge solo song like van diemens land

    Another Edge solo song would be AWESOME
  12. another black & white front cover