1. Listen - you just want to get in my pants it's sooooooooo obvious.

    But stop PM-ing me with all your love poems - seriously dude, not my thing.
  2. Alright, let's get back to responding to and sharing the news peoples
  3. Edge needs to let this go and move on now.
  4. I'm totally amused by The Sun insisting on using his legal name. They're a trashy tabloid for goodness sake, why the legal formality? What's next - a report on Reginald Dwight's farewell tour to support his movie biopic?
  5. It’s not really important, Edge will move on find somewhere else to retire to or use as a holiday resort and still be a happy man whilst we are all discussing it and the papers are reporting on it, who’s the daft ones really lol?