1. Maybe he's bought a new boat
  2. He's on a Boat!
  3. He sold his last boat.
    Might have got a new one
  4. The girth of his belly doesn't look "healthy", at least in the video
    But maybe it looks like this just in the video
  5. Bono going to ruin this band by not being professional. Lose some weight so you can rock out on stage and not be the "fat Elvis"
    Everyone else in the band are taking care of there bodies, maybe he should.
  6. He should be like Mick Jagger if he wants to go as long as possible.