1. I believe that there's gonna be free Botox injections with the next album - the deluxe version only, of course.

    And...

    The next compilation album will contains these tracks:

    The Electric Co Stair Lift

    Into The Heart Attack - sorry that's a bit grim that one

    A Sort Of Old People's Home Coming

    I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For Because I Have Alzheimer's - please Remy don't ban me and I am sorry but I had to

    If God Will Send His Angels

    One Step Closer To The Grave - yeh, that's a bit grim too

    Get On Your Slippers

    Sleep Like A Baby Tonight, This Morning, This Afternoon and Early Evening

    Cedarwood Road Retirement Home


    ...all meant in jest
  2. I forgot how strange this threat gets when there's barely any U2 news
  3. If there ain't no news or sightings then maybe they're rehearsing or in the studio?

    No news could be good news.
  4. No news is either good news, or just...no news.

    But bickering about whether or not Bono has had work done is a level of U2 fandom that I've not reached, nor would I want to lol.

    I'm here for the music and the art, and maybe for a little bit of the other stuff (politics, business, etc.) - but definitely not for the TMZ-side of things.
  5. Originally posted by RattleandHum1988:No news is either good news, or just...no news.

    But bickering about whether or not Bono has had work done is a level of U2 fandom that I've not reached, nor would I want to lol.

    I'm here for the music and the art, and maybe for a little bit of the other stuff (politics, business, etc.) - but definitely not for the TMZ-side of things.
    Exactly.
  6. He looks like Hemingway I love it
  7. Yup, ditch the Lennon ones.