1. I love his hair! I have a similar thing myself.
  2. Hey Jordan,

    If you're reading this, I am single! Send me a PM if you want to.

    Lots of love,
    Fabian

  3. ^ Desperate.


  4. We all now that the only thing that you want is her money

  5. You have a nice writing stile.
    Your lips look very femenine, though. I think Jordan needs a REAL man besides her.

    Jordan, my dear, I'm single too, and I can ban fabian whenever I want so he doesn't bother you with his desperate rants. Feel free to PM me
  6. Sergio, I don't think she's going to appreciate your writing style.

  7. OMFG hahahahaha I never had written style with an i. Fuck, I guess that rules me out of the competition. Go on Kieran, all yours.

    Jordan, never forget what we had ♥♥♥
    Forever yours, S.
  8. Give it up boys, she wants me, the Liverpudlian Hugh Hefner.
  9. Not his best speech, but...