1. The line had to be changed anyway.
  2. Thank god it's them with Ebola and not you really wouldn't have worked.
  3. haha what a crappy song, but then it's never been great except for the bono line in 84
  4. Hahaha, brilliant It's been a bad week, no doubt...
  5. Plot twist - he fell off his bike because he accidentally ran into a suitcase while riding.

    THE VERY SAME ONE THAT FELL OUT OF THE PLANE

    U2: Songs of Coincidence. Due out December 2042.
  6. A woman needs a man... Like Bono needs a Bicycle

  7. Yeah, I was just talking about the line being changed in general. It was really the only part of the song I listened to.
    Ah, didnt think about that. Changed for the better i suppose.

  8. Trying to keep those wheels onto the ground
    I'm gonna cycle to you, cycle to you.....
  9. They should have put "Bono pulls a muscle while hand-delivering the first shipment of Songs of Experience to a local record store"