Noel's a support act again and Bono nearly dies of a health issue or whatever he's suggested in various interviews.
Yeh, boozing is great fun

Maybe when I was a teenager getting drunk was fun but you know what we all grow up and mature and become more intelligent and grow out of that kid's stuff.
To see drunk grown men is both sad and embarrassing.
And there goes Bono again - calling for action to help Africa and then fecking the planet up with fuel from his private jet so the next generation can all die early deaths.
You can really see why people hate him.
I don't but sometimes I could smack him around the chops.