General chat topic #2

Originally posted by U2sBiggestFanim off now

see you all later

Originally posted by U2Nick[..]

lol..... I think Barack will win (I wanted Hilary) but I'm not old enough to vote, unfortunately. I'd be a better voter than most other Americans (I don't need Oprah to tell me who to vote for lol)

New Song "Confirmed" By U2's "Manager" and "internet pirate bag-pipe"

U2 have been recording a new song down at the studios somewhere in the world for their forthcoming album, and we can reveal its title right here: "I Still Haven't Found Those Digital Visual Co-Efficiencies I've Been Looking For", because like The Sunday Mirror, we're able to publish articles too.

It's said the 29-minute track, all about digital influences and visual co-efficiencies, features "internet pirate wind-bag" Paul McGuinness talking about something he clearly has no idea about. Bono will play guitar, The "On Fire" Edge will play guitar, the nameless bassist will play bass and the nameless drummer - well, technically, he has a name but according to a certain record company back in the early 1980s, was pretty terrible - will do some drumming.

The new record is set to contain 11 songs. Another rumored song is called "Something", which features Bono talking, like Paul, "...about something he clearly has no idea about.", according to industry insiders.

And Steve Lillywhite is calling this new record the BEST ever, just like he called 2004's How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb and 2000's All That You Can't Leave Behind, some of the band's best work to date. Being a 29-minute track, if the nameless drummer has anything to do with it, means there will be 31 minutes left for the rest of the songs - he seems to have a beef with releasing more than one hour of new songs.

Other tracks may include "The Cedars of Somewhere, But It Ain't Freaking Lebanon", "One Bird Means More Will Eventually Come...Mark My Words", "No Line On The Horizon or The Roads" and possibly "Mercy, Six Damn Minutes of Mercy - Like It Wasn't Enough". The new record is released through Universal / Island later this year.

Originally posted by drewhiggins[..]

See ya Wayne.

Honestly, who would you trust out of those three - and you wouldn't listen to Oprah to who to vote for? That makes two of us then. In the end, they're all (overpaid) public servants saying what they're told to say by the guys behind the curtains.

Originally posted by U2Nick[..]

indeed they are....... my mom wants Bono to run for president, but I always need to remind her that he wasn't born in the U.S., and that he's not a U.S. citizen lol

Originally posted by drewhiggins[..]

He'd probably pass a bill through to make wearing sunglasses cool. Seriously, he at least has half an idea on what he's on about - unlike Bushwacker.

Originally posted by U2Nick[..]

lol...... yeah, President Bush would have been better at dancing around a stage lol

Originally posted by drewhiggins[..]

Have you ever seen the Dancing Bush game before? Bono puts up a pretty good fight.

Maybe they need to face off on Guitar Hero: Bush vs Bono. It'd look pretty funny.

Originally posted by U2Nick[..]

this is what America is coming to: instead of campains, guitar hero face-offs lol and maybe even DDR

well, I'm off now. Bye Drew!

Originally posted by easports43Anyone here?

Originally posted by haytrain[..]

Hey Nate