1. A Day In The Life of The Edge

    10:00-10:03: Wake Up

    Edge: "Morn' Aislinn."
    Morleigh: "What?"
    Edge: "Shit."

    10:03-10:15 Open walk-in Cap closet, and choose one.

    10:15-10:20 Go downstairs.

    Adam: "Morn' Edge!"
    Edge: "Morn' Adam."
    Adam: "I made some coffee!"
    Edge: "Dude, you've been living here since like what, 89'?"
    Adam: "83'"
    Edge: "Bum"
    Adam: "I know." *looks down in shame* "Wanker" *walks off*

    10:20-1:00: Search Bono's closet for any caffeine products, then turn findings over to Larry.

    1:00-1:30: Wear sunglasses and take a drive with Adam

    1:30-3:00: Guitar Hero Face-off with Bill Gates.

    3:00-4:00: Practice soon-to-be-released Rap album.

    4:00-5:00: Bake Cookies with Adam.

    5:00-5:30: Help Bono understand why a pound of Feathers and a pound of Lead weigh the same.

    5:30-6:00: Watch Adam walk over to Larry's house.

    Adam: *Knocks on door, holding a blanket and stuffed Bear*
    Larry: "Yeah?" *from behind door*
    Adam: "Its Me!"
    Larry: "Bono, I swear to god, if you had coffee......"
    Adam: "No, no, no!"
    Larry: *Opens door, sees the blanket, etc.*
    Adam: "Hey buddy!"
    Larry: *slams door in his face*
    Adam: *walks back to Edge's*

    6:00-7:00 Eat dinner.

    Edge: "EEEK!!!!!"
    Morleigh: "What!?"
    Edge: "The f*cking Hot Pocket burned my hand!"
    Morleigh: "Dumb ass."

    7:00-10:00: Find cure for Hepatolenticular Degeneration in a secret underground Laboratory.

    10:00-10:15: Tuck Adam in on the sofa. Then sing him a lullaby.

    10:15-11:30: Sudokus.

    11:30-12:45: Ponder on what type of cap he should wear for the new tour.

    12:45-10:00(am): Meet up with gang of ZOO TV Street Toughs.

    There ya have it!




    "Admit it -- You got a stiffy." - The Edge to Bono after Bono tried explaining an experience with a masseuse


  2. Class Pres? My friend Rachael is running for Freshman President, and my friend Cory is running for VP


  3. nice.....i gave a speech on the intercom today. scariest 30 seconds of my life lol


  4. I'd love to speech! I think it would be cool, and funny I might add lol I see myself doing that sort of thing for whatever reason.......... How did it go?
  5. random note: My fav. version of EBTTRT is 2001-04-24 Anaheim
  6. oh no..... Steve must be dead!
  7. Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

    I'd love to speech! I think it would be cool, and funny I might add lol I see myself doing that sort of thing for whatever reason.......... How did it go?


    i couldnt walk lol