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Ale91

16 years

Originally posted by markp91:[..]

Haha!
Oh, I know one!
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HAAHAHAHA this is soooo weak! ahahahah

stj0691

16 years

Originally posted by markp91:[..]

Haha!
Oh, I know one!

There's a bunny who goes to a bakery.
'Do you have a carrot pie?' he asks
'No, unfortunately not!' says the baker

The next day the bunny comes back.
'Do you have a carrot pie?' he asks again
'No, unfortunately again not' says the baker for the 2nd time.

At night the baker thinks about the bunny and he decides to bake a carrot pie.

The next morning the bunny returns again.
'Do you have a carrot pie?' he asks for the 3rd time
'Yes, I do!' the baker says
'Nasty, eh!?'

markp91

16 years

Haha! I couldn't let it...I used to laugh every time I heard that one! Haha!

stj0691

16 years

Originally posted by markp91:Haha! I couldn't let it...I used to laugh every time I heard that one! Haha!

i have one:

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went bonkers and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Ale91

16 years

Originally posted by markp91:Haha! I couldn't let it...I used to laugh every time I heard that one! Haha!

I thought of one (it's translated into English, so may not be so funny):
Once there was a very small chick, born without bick. What happened when he tried to peck?!

Hit its forehead.

ahahahaha sounds funnier in Portuguese! lol

Ale91

16 years

Originally posted by stj0691:[..]

i have one:
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ahahahaha

markp91

16 years

Haha! Great one Steve! I gotta remember that one!

Originally posted by Ale91:[..]

I thought of one (it's translated into English, so may not be so funny):
Once there was a very small chick, born without bick. What happened when he tried to peck?!

Hit its forehead.

ahahahaha sounds funnier in Portuguese! lol

Haha! ROFL! That was so weak that I had to laugh!

I'm sure it's funny in Portuguesa, but it doesn't seem to make any sense in English lol...

Ale91

16 years

Originally posted by markp91:Haha! Great one Steve! I gotta remember that one!

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Haha! ROFL! That was so weak that I had to laugh!
I'm sure it's funny in Portuguesa, but it doesn't seem to make any sense in English lol...

ahahaha

There's a lot of 'chick' jokes in PortuguesE...
Really? It doesn't make sense?