1. Never let the truth, get in the way of a good (love) story, is what I say.
  2. *gleam*
  3. It sure is Max!


  4. Lol, I'll remember that Welcome back man!
    How long have we been talking???

  5. God, we're pathetic.
    It's been almost 5 hours since I started talking after our grocery shopping
    OMG Year 2000!!!


  6. Indubitably
    lol
    I love it!!!!!
  7. Porkmint
    Narrating while driving
    laugh his ass off for 1,000,000 years
    already pregnant baby
    Douchebag continuum!!!!!!!!
  8. OMG DARK KNIGHT!!!

    The Douchbag Continuum, lol!