1. A: No; Happy Birthday mate. I know a friend of mine who has a birthday today if that counts

    Q: Chunky Chips or French Fries
  2. Originally posted by djrlewis:
    A: No; Happy Birthday mate. I know a friend of mine who has a birthday today if that counts

    Q: Chunky Chips or French Fries


    Thanks guys

    A.Chunky Chips for certain

    Q.Fancy a pint ?


  3. A: Oh, you don't know how much!

    Q: Lager or Bitter?


  4. LOL

    A.Bitter ....very

    Q.Who's round is it ? (I know what's coming)


  5. A: Your birthday, your round

    Q: Saturday night: Go out, or stay in?


  6. Told yer...

    A.Daniel,you asking me on a date ?

    Q.Have you had a busy morning ?


  7. A: No. And no. (but I did just have a small op to do, hence the delay)

    Q: You?

  8. A.Steadyish,trade seems to be picking up though even though we are at the start of a resession.

    Q.My glass is empty,same again ?
  9. Originally posted by gmc:[..]
    A.Steadyish,trade seems to be picking up though even though we are at the start of a resession.

    Q.My glass is empty,same again ?


    A: This one's on me (PS - glad to hear it)

    Q: Pie with the pint?


  10. A.The classic Northern pint and a pie,game on...will do.

    Q.What animal is your next patient ? Mine will be the workshop controller if he doesn't watch his arse.
  11. Originally posted by gmc:[..]

    A.The classic Northern pint and a pie,game on...will do.

    Q.What animal is your next patient ? Mine will be the workshop controller if he doesn't watch his arse.


    German Shepherd dog with an incontinence problem. Nice

    Q: Cat or dog?