Originally posted by katherine94:[..]
Lol, well just look at Jesus, I mean think about it. God is a single dad living up in heaven with his son Jesus, and he says, "Son, I'm gonna send you to Earth on a suicide mission, but it's not going to hurt, because you're me.Well, actually, it might hurt for 3 days, but then you'll come back, and it's a bit complicated, but it'll work itself out.Trust me, we-I mean I, can do this, I'll find a nice Palestinian virgin to impregnate, we'll send Uncle Gabriel to tell her what's going to happen, it'll be great!" Meanwhile, Jesus is staring up at dad like he's a maniac.
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*cough*Scientology*cough*
lmao, that is the only "religion" that I will ever laugh at.
