General Chat Topic #11

Originally posted by U2Nick:Here is a very intellectual conversation which I just had with one of my sister's freinds over the phone:

Friend: "Is Grace there?"
Me: "Hello, how are you?"
F: "Is Grace there?"
M: "No, she is out with her mother."
F: "Can I talk to Grace?"
M: "No... she is out with her mother."
F: "When will she be back?"
M: "Maybe in about 20 minutes."
F: "Is this her mother?"
M: "Who is she with?"
F: "Her mother."
M: "And does this sound like her mother?"
F: "Yeah."
M: "A female with a voice in the key of G#?"
F: "Yeah."
M: "It's her brother."
F: "Oh!"
M: "Yes."
F: "Tell Grace that I called."
M: "Well if I'm going to do that, I'll need to know who is calling."
F: "Okay, bye." *hangs up*

Are you kidding me?

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

dude, this made me laugh so hard xDD stupid kid lol

Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

That seriously bothers me that that is the future lmao...

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

The end of the world had better come soon because the future already looks fucked up. Jeez, this generation is unbelievably dumb and lazy. The future needs a big kiss...

Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... The future needs to get laid But seriously, I can't believe that there are kids with that little of an attention span

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

What makes me scared is that it's us, the kids who have a least a little intelligence, who'll have to lead the world in the future.

Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

He (she?) wasn't our age, he was about nine. Still, scary shit lol. If people like you, Katie, Nate, or myself ruled the world, I wouldn't be worried (seriously).

Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]
Unfortunately, we are playing on a world stage, along with a lot of idiots, deuchebags, and rich kids.

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

Well we're still the same generation, the young ones. Believe me, kids at out age are not very different from him/her

Quigley/Meadows for the President and the Vice-President of the United Sates of America in 2016...and Katherine Peterson will be the First Lady
And I'll be the President of the EU

[..]
we gotta get rid of them

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]
we gotta get rid of them

Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

Exactly. The kids who are like that who are our age have a reason though: they're on drugs

Sounds like a plan Except Katie can be president, and I can be her top adviser (and not her husband) Or, Nate is pres, and Katie is vice pres... either way, I'd be happy.
Napoleon in high heals?

Originally posted by U2Nick:[..]

We'll eliminate them

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

they don't need to be on drugs actually, they were born stupid, there's nothing you can do about it

Why don't you want to be her husband? (pathetic question)
Yeah, and in 3333 when there'll be no guns and people will live in harmony and the whole planet will be green again some very old documents dated to 2035 will be found, saying that a bunch of kids made a plan together and when they were adults they got to the leading roles in the world and together they destroyed it in atomic war against everyone as well as themselves and it ended up by killing 99% of the world population, which meant the beginning of a new era and a new civilisation....I think I'll be a good sci-fi writer lol

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

hmm...concentration camps don't seem to be fashionable anymore maybe we could poison their hamburgers?