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  1. M'kay, I wouldn't mind though,
    I have to bring bailey a peice or she'll eat me, >.>;;;

    O.o ... Project.......
    OH! Yeah! That one!
    Mayyyybe....
  2. In the beginning the Universe was created.

    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

    Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

    The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

    However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being sought.

    For instance, a race of hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings once built themselves a gigantic supercomputer called Deep Thought to calculate once and for all the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

    For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Forty-two — and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was.

    And this computer, which was called the Earth, was so large that it was frequently mistaken for a planet — especially by the strange ape-like beings who roamed its surface, totally unaware that they were simply part of a gigantic computer program.

    And this is very odd, because without that fairly simple and obvious piece of knowledge, nothing that ever happened on the Earth could possibly make the slightest bit of sense.

    Sadly however, just before the critical moment of readout, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished by the Vogons to make way — so they claimed — for a new hyperspace bypass, and so all hope of discovering a meaning for life was lost for ever.

    Or so it would seem.

    Lmao, this is what I'm using for my preview in English
  4. Originally posted by xxx_Erica_xxx:[..]

    M'kay, I wouldn't mind though,
    I have to bring bailey a peice or she'll eat me, >.>;;;

    O.o ... Project.......
    OH! Yeah! That one!
    Mayyyybe....

    Lmao, I can just imagine Bailey going fucking nuts without her carrot cake
    Nice job remembering, AND we have our new project for English Busy busy busy!

  5. It's House, it's ALWAYS wonderful!
    AND I got my sister on my "House is sexy" team, now we have to convert my mother...

  6. Originally posted by katherine94:In the beginning the Universe was created.

    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

    Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

    The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

    However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being sought.

    For instance, a race of hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings once built themselves a gigantic supercomputer called Deep Thought to calculate once and for all the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

    For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Forty-two — and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was.

    And this computer, which was called the Earth, was so large that it was frequently mistaken for a planet — especially by the strange ape-like beings who roamed its surface, totally unaware that they were simply part of a gigantic computer program.

    And this is very odd, because without that fairly simple and obvious piece of knowledge, nothing that ever happened on the Earth could possibly make the slightest bit of sense.

    Sadly however, just before the critical moment of readout, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished by the Vogons to make way — so they claimed — for a new hyperspace bypass, and so all hope of discovering a meaning for life was lost for ever.

    Or so it would seem.

    Lmao, this is what I'm using for my preview in English


    xDD
    Wonderful kathie!

    >.> *still looking for a good book*
    I might have to -cough- re-read -cough- a Stephen King book.


  7. Hehehe. I wish you luck.

    She would go crazy.
    >.> She loves our carrot cake recipie.

  8. Tell Douglas Adams that, he wrote it It's the beginning of my book(Restaurant at the End of the Universe) it's a very funny book so far

    But Erica, that's CHEATING!!!



    I'll find a smexy picture for my mom and email it to her
    Bailey IS crazy, just...not as much as us
  9. Originally posted by katherine94:[..]
    Tell Douglas Adams that, he wrote it It's the beginning of my book(Restaurant at the End of the Universe) it's a very funny book so far

    But Erica, that's CHEATING!!!


    [..]
    I'll find a smexy picture for my mom and email it to her
    Bailey IS crazy, just...not as much as us


    It sounds funny.

    *just went into my closet and pulled out about 50 books by Stephen King and other assorted horror Writers >D*
    >.>;;; But I havn't read these books in probably about 4 years...


    Do it.
    She's crazy in her own way.^^
  10. Originally posted by xxx_Erica_xxx:[..]

    It sounds funny.

    *just went into my closet and pulled out about 50 books by Stephen King and other assorted horror Writers >D*
    >.>;;; But I havn't read these books in probably about 4 years...


    Do it.
    She's crazy in her own way.^^

    Doug was another comedic genius, he wrote a 5 part trilogy
    I never really liked reading horror books, I like dramas, comedies, fantasy, biographies, even romances, but no horror for me
    I might I may get in trouble though Ah well, fuck it!
    Just like everyone else And, Jaz is afraid of her
  11. Originally posted by katherine94:[..]
    Doug was another comedic genius, he wrote a 5 part trilogy
    I never really liked reading horror books, I like dramas, comedies, fantasy, biographies, even romances, but no horror for me
    I might I may get in trouble though Ah well, fuck it!
    Just like everyone else And, Jaz is afraid of her


    xD that = win
    I Like horror, But they don't scare me, I've never been easily scared. >D

    Hehehe, I can understand that Jaz is all quiet, and shy
    and Baileys just........ Bailey.
    If I hadn't met her when I did i would probably be scared of her too xDD
  12. Originally posted by xxx_Erica_xxx:[..]

    xD that = win
    I Like horror, But they don't scare me, I've never been easily scared. >D

    Hehehe, I can understand that Jaz is all quiet, and shy
    and Baileys just........ Bailey.
    If I hadn't met her when I did i would probably be scared of her too xDD

    Dougie was full of win He died recently though
    Jaz just needs to come out of his shell And I wouldn't be scared of Bailey, because, well, I'm out of my fucking mind anyways
    GEORGE CARLIN TIME!!!

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