1. Hi
  2. IM THE EGGMAN.
  3. Wzup? I'm watching golf, but the nice HD stream died.
  4. I'm the carpenter.
  5. Sorry :O
  6. I buried Paul.
  7. I'M SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE!
  8. Waiting for the van to come!
  9. Paul is dead.
  10. Sorry dudes, thought everybody knew
  11. Bono is dead too.