1. Wzup? I'm watching golf, but the nice HD stream died.
  2. I'm the carpenter.
  3. Sorry :O
  4. I buried Paul.
  5. I'M SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE!
  6. Waiting for the van to come!
  7. Paul is dead.
  8. Sorry dudes, thought everybody knew
  9. Bono is dead too.
  10. Which joke?
  11. By the way, when I say Paul is dead I don't mean Paul McGuinness.