1. I'm the carpenter.
  2. Sorry :O
  3. I buried Paul.
  4. I'M SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE!
  5. Waiting for the van to come!
  6. Paul is dead.
  7. Sorry dudes, thought everybody knew
  8. Bono is dead too.
  9. Which joke?
  10. By the way, when I say Paul is dead I don't mean Paul McGuinness.
  11. Hahaha, LiveTopics doesnt do editted post yet