1. I'M SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE!
  2. Waiting for the van to come!
  3. Paul is dead.
  4. Sorry dudes, thought everybody knew
  5. Bono is dead too.
  6. Which joke?
  7. By the way, when I say Paul is dead I don't mean Paul McGuinness.
  8. Hahaha, LiveTopics doesnt do editted post yet
  9. Corporation t-shirt.
  10. BOOM CHA DISCOTHEQUE
  11. What a mess lol
  12. Look, I'm the sweetest thing.