1. GUYS HALP ME I'M SERIOUS!!!
  2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T TWEET IT WON'T LET ME
  3. My Bolognese need two more hours due to my kitchens temperature! That's dramatic!
  4. IM ALIVE, IM BEING BORN, IVE JUST ARRIVED AT THE PLACE I STARTED OUT FROM.... the bar
  5. Did I just fucking quote a lyric from All Because Of You??? The fuck????
  6. I'm going to pour myself a 4th Guinness.

    I feel I desrve it for having to wait 5 years (FIVE! MIND YOU!) for a new album from my favorite band.

    Lazy bastards!
  7. U2 have not released a new album in almost five years so we should all become alcoholics. That's the start of alcoholism, Joost, I'm telling you.
  8. Brb in about 6 hours, tonights going to get a little weird.
  9. People keep trying, but Gerard will always remain the king of the thread.