1. Few things in life more satisfying than telling union thugs, you would rather die, than join their little cult.
  2. Aaron, is your coolness on sale? I need it.
  3. The lock-ness monster, already bought it for tree-fiddy.

  4. Wait a sec, I'm getting my glasses as your shining swag is hurting my eyes.
  5. Son, closest thing, I got to SWAG, is my knife collection. Which I may be improving over the weekend. Antique weapons dealer in town, right now.
  6. My grandpa used to collect those, maybe not so cool after all.
  7. Don't matter to me. Genreally the things people collect, don't make much sense to those, who are not collecting them.
  8. I honestly, have reached the point where I fear for my life due to my beliefs. If you do not here from me, for an extended period of time, assume the worse.

    Okay, that's a little extreme, but honestly, I don't think I can get any more paranoid right now.
  9. I should fucking quit college.
  10. And since I know one of you is gonna mock me, and call me crazy, let me state for the record, that I don'gt think my mind has been this clear in a very long time.