1. A U2 fan,while talking about other bands,says this is my favourite album,oh no there is achtung baby make it second,no maybe third...

    A U2 fan,knows every word that came out from Bono's mouth in Dvds.

    A U2 fan,keeps looking for an amazing streets performance.

    A U2 fan,can sit in front of the television for hours while watching a Dvd.

    A U2 fan,knows that Larry is the best drummer,even there is no solo or no talent show of him can be found.

    Go on ? !

  2. Originally posted by popmartsarajevo:A U2 fan,while talking about other bands,says this is my favourite album,oh no there is achtung baby make it second,no maybe third...

    A U2 fan,knows every word that came out from Bono's mouth in Dvds.

    A U2 fan,keeps looking for an amazing streets performance.

    A U2 fan,can sit in front of the television four hours while watching a Dvd.

    A U2 fan,knows that Larry is the best drummer,even there is no solo or no talent show of him can be found.

    Go on ? !




    A U2 fan has no issues wearing sunglasses no mater the weather, time or location.
  3. A U2 fan wants to hear Acrobat live
  4. A U2 fan needs U2start bootlegs to survive,at least of his favourite tour.
  5. a U2 fan knows lyrics don't mean shit, it's all about the drums.

    a U2 fan holds that 28/08/1993 is a date holier than that of the birth of christ.

    a U2 fan knows, with absolute certainty, that chris martin is a wanker.

    a U2 fan acknowledges the existence of "Drunk Chicken/America", but loves the band anyway.

  6. a U2 fan will attend every U2 show they can in his own hometown, at the risk of been treated as mad, bono's mistress, etc...

    a U2 fan will surely take a plane to a foreign country just for a 2 hour live show

    a U2 fan screamed his guts out at the first sight of the claw
  7. Originally posted by wangmaster:a U2 fan knows lyrics don't mean shit, it's all about the drums.

    a U2 fan holds that 28/08/1993 is a date holier than that of the birth of christ.

    a U2 fan knows, with absolute certainty, that chris martin is a wanker.

    a U2 fan acknowledges the existence of "Drunk Chicken/America", but loves the band anyway.


    A U2 fan always dreams about telling chris martin that he is a wanker.
  8. ^ a U2 fan dreams out loud, for that matter.
  9. A U2 fan wouldn't mind if Bono says something politically wrong
  10. A U2 fan shouts : I hear children crying ! When he/she sees a watch showing 11 O'Clock.
  11. a U2 fan enters a music store and walks straight on to the cd rags, checking if all U2 albums ever released are available there. Just because.

    a U2 fan will sort those albums by date of release, just because. Things need to be correct.

    a U2 fan will then put a U2 cd in front of all other cds at the letter "U" section so people passing by will see it.
  12. a U2 fan sees a stranger across the road wearing a U2 shirt and feels the urge to run over and hug this person, knowing there's a soul mate right there.