1. I got to go now. Mi wife wants me to fak h'r. Bis tomorrow.
  2. Which is your favorite bootleg?
  3. When the Zoo dollars were blown up into the air in 1993, how did you contain yourself from scattering after them like a fat greedy pig that just found its way into the feeding box?
  4. What did you do with the £500 the band won at the Limerick talent show in 1978 ?

  5. A true fan would know U2 won the £500 on the 17th of March. I became 'music manager' (banker) two months later on the 25th of May, so I didn't have anything to do with the £500.
  6. Who's your favorite band member?
  7. Hey, Mr McGuinness, what were you doing here?