1. I miss my beard.
  2. You had a beard?
  3. A small one.
  4. Dul chun cinn tri theicneolaiocht...

    Not as cool looking in Irish.
  5. I look crazy if I don't shave for a few weeks.
  6. It was like this

  7. If I don't shave for 2 days I look grizzly
  8. I found this using Google