1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hai
    Stranger: indian???
    You: yes!
    You: you?
    You: I like Indian Summer Sky, do you?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Bad is also a great song.
    Stranger: like goa beach wanna come???
    You: The beach clips?
    You: I heard them.
    Stranger: wats ur name dear?
    You: Mister MacPhisto
    You: Don't google my name
    You: it's about the heart
    You: not about the face.
    You: Do you like my golden shoes?
    You: I think you're gonna disconnect now.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: no no
    Stranger: dar
    Stranger: say how are you?
    You: Sometimes I feel like I don't know.
    Stranger: why???m with u ..u can share with me
    You: Love it won't be long.
  2. Your a dirty boy Kieran
  3. How old is your sister Fabian?
  4. 1996
  5. years old.
  6. So, so that old
  7. Hebben jullie een accent ?
  8. A phony Irish one.