1. Originally posted by fabian:You: Listen more U2 will you?

    Stranger: I love that band!

    You: Good job

    Stranger:

    You: Where are you from?

    Stranger: America

    You: You may like to check out U2start.com

    You: lots of bootlegs

    You: have a good day!

    Stranger: Okay!


    You win
  2. I had to stop, for the good of my immortal soul.
  3. They disconnect even before I say anything, don't think it works on iPod
  4. this one will be funny
  5. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl

    You: female

    You: holland
  6. I will say I'm 87 years old.
  7. You: are you still there honey

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: are you straight bi or lesbo?

    You: bi
  8. Stranger: how old are you?

    You: 87
  9. Still hasn't disconnected.
  10. You: I'm soaking wet

    You: what about you?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  11. I'll stop now.