1. You: I'm soaking wet

    You: what about you?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  2. I'll stop now.
  3. You: Hey
    You: Listen to more U2, will you? U2start.com
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: why?
    You: They're so fucking good.
    You: Do you know them?
    Stranger: sure
    Stranger: yap
    You: What's your fav song from them?
    Stranger: many
    Stranger: u?
    Stranger: name n age pls.
    You: Hard to say. You should listen to The Fly from Boston 2001
    You: But you haven't come all the way around hear to watch TV now HAVE YOU?
  4. Here*, damn it.
  5. Stranger: WHATS GUCCI
    You: listen to more u2 will ya
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: fak them
    Stranger: bald ass niga
  6. Paul McGuinness is learning to play the bongos apparently.

  7. Hahaha
  8. Hahahahahahaha that is brilliant Cal!
  9. Epic.