1. Stranger: WHATS GUCCI
    You: listen to more u2 will ya
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: fak them
    Stranger: bald ass niga
  2. Paul McGuinness is learning to play the bongos apparently.

  3. Hahaha
  4. Hahahahahahaha that is brilliant Cal!
  5. Epic.
  6. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Do you have some spare money?

    Stranger: erm yes

    You: Gimmi.

    You: Or buy the Achtung Baby boxset remaster.

    Stranger: a please would be nice :/ and i have no idea what that is :/ :L

    You: You don't know it?

    You: It's only six hundred pounds...

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  7. Guys, I'm off to bed now.
    Paul McG, I think this is a good way to sell more AB Uber Deluxe Editions. Just tell them there are Adam Clayton naked pics, they won't check out and will love it

    Have a good night boys