1. Cross Glenn,
    Goal Cesar
  2. It's not César again, is it? Almost as bad as Glenn.
  3. Oh it's César ? Excusa !
  4. Ok, since people don't appreciate my photos, here's another:

    No movies this time.
  5. Helping God across the road like a little old lady man

  6. LOL, good one, but no.
  7. Twilight of course!

    The old man tried to walk me home
  8. Or
    Old man knows/says that we/I never listen
    - This is where you can reach me now

    Previous attempt fits better though.