1. I haven't had a clean shave since May, I couldn't be arsed with it anymore.
  2. Shave once a week. Should do it twice.

    Also seems like whenever I run into the girl I like, I have at least 5 days of stubble going.
  3. 5 days is stretching it if you are about talking to girls. You should make a schedule
  4. Please everyone, do yourself a favour and buy an electric shaver.
  5. This post has now 10.000 posts. Long gone are the days when U2start couldn't handle more than 4 or 5.000 posts per topic Long live Chris!


  6. Don't know why. As far as I can tell she don't care about how scruffy I am, as long as I'm willing to listen.

  7. Son, I've been shaving with just a razor, with no cream since before your balls dropped.

    Only sissies use electrics.

  8. Real men do it with a sword, dry.

  9. Lmao, funnily enough I had that typed before I changed it to sword, but I figured you might slag me for still going with electric

  10. Thus why god gave us gas powered.