1. Please everyone, do yourself a favour and buy an electric shaver.
  2. This post has now 10.000 posts. Long gone are the days when U2start couldn't handle more than 4 or 5.000 posts per topic Long live Chris!


  3. Don't know why. As far as I can tell she don't care about how scruffy I am, as long as I'm willing to listen.

  4. Son, I've been shaving with just a razor, with no cream since before your balls dropped.

    Only sissies use electrics.

  5. Real men do it with a sword, dry.

  6. Lmao, funnily enough I had that typed before I changed it to sword, but I figured you might slag me for still going with electric

  7. Thus why god gave us gas powered.
  8. I've never been so bored in all my life. I'm at work, waiting on colleagues to get here so I can access the files I need to actually start work. I've been here more than two hours and there's not a soul to be found.
  9. geez, that's touch ...try 9gag.com, usually helps pass the time in these situations
    So where is everyone? Why are you alone at work on a Monday? Lunch break?
  10. Oh, don't worry. I'm well catered for in ways to procrastinate.
    Some of them are away; most are just lazy. The boss is in London on business. My main colleague just arrived 4 hours late, and the rest are either in meetings or AWOL.