1. And I thought it was never wise to build carports next to the kitchen?
  2. Originally posted by KieranU2:There was this lady who had a jerry can - which is essentially a petrol can - in her kitchen and was about to cook. She lit the hob and then suffered second degree burns because the petrol was so close.

    Hilarious

    The fire didn't do it's job though if she had the opportunity to sue.
  3. can anyone bump REM thread please? .. i can't find it with the search
  4. thank you a lot!
  5. Listening to the radio station and over here of course its valentines day and well women were sending messages to their boyfriends and husbands when suddenly a lady comes on
    (did'nt quiet catch her name was too fast)
    anyway she wished Paul Hewson happy Valentines Day,
    and she said I love you,
    and looking forward to your new CD..
    It made me laugh because everybody's message seemed normal until hers came on and I thought to myself,
    Paul does'nt live in Australia so what was the point?
    Or is Paul been a naughty Rock n Roll boy?
  6. Last time on "moaning at peoples reviews": Tim hates Out of Control.

    This week! Tim thinks Zoo Station was played on the Elevation tour.

    Next week: Probably something about Tim


  7. I have no idea what I was referring to.
  8. Insomnia, anybody ever had it? Anyway im going to go now.

  9. not full on insomnia, but I have had similar experiences...terrible.