I have one hardback copy and one paperback as well. I have only read the hardback one, but I carry the paperback when I travel (easier to carry around just in case I stumble upon one or various of its writers, you know )
Me: (Sleeping in the commons area at the college)
(my two friends walk in. I will refer to them as fro boy, and zman.
Zman: Wake the fuck up!
Me: Fuck you!
Zman: (tosses me a hashbrown out of the bag of McDonalds)
Froboy: where is everyone?
Me: theres no one here. Thats why I was taking a nap, before you two idiots showed up.
(good looking chick who works in the libaray walks by)
Librarian girl: Good morning Aaron.
Zman: (waits until she's out of the room)I fucking hate you.
Froboy: Of all of us, you're the only one, she says good morning to. How the hell is that.
Me: She's in my juvenile delinquincy class.
Zman: Still, we met her the other day. Smeagol (another friend of mine), introduced us to her.
Me: Ever notice that little twerp seems to know every single woman, at this college?
Zman: Yes, he does. Still don't explain, why she says, good morning to you, and exclusively you.
Me: Not my fault all the good looking women are studying to be cops. Also comes with handcuffs, if you like it kinky. Eveidently your sister does, Froboy (she's married to a cop).
But I'm still having dinner! 
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