1. Do yourself a serious favour, Aaron, and go and get yourself laid. You could clearly use it.
  2. I'm an asexual being. I consider myself above that shit. You going to show bias against those who practice asexuality?
  3. "...above that shit." No, I'm not going to show bias against the asexual, but, really? "...above that shit"? Man alive.
  4. My life has been much better, since I stopped caring about my love life.
  5. Hell, whatever gets you through, I suppose.

  6. If we were allowed signatures, this may very well be mine.

    JohnTheDude and Bobplaysthedrums are unequivocally my favorite forum members, but this is too funny
  7. I remember Bob. What a man.
  8. Bob, I've had some beer lately.
  9. I'd really prefer finding a job to getting laid. I got my priorities in the right order. In any case, I don't believe in getting laid just to get laid. If I'm screwing a chick, I'm in an actual relationship with her, that's all there is to it, but since I'm asexual, it does not matter anyway.
  10. This is hilarious, I would like you to keep it coming


  11. Be still, beating hearts around the globe...how do you manage to keep the girls away?