1. If we were allowed signatures, this may very well be mine.

    JohnTheDude and Bobplaysthedrums are unequivocally my favorite forum members, but this is too funny
  2. I remember Bob. What a man.
  3. Bob, I've had some beer lately.
  4. I'd really prefer finding a job to getting laid. I got my priorities in the right order. In any case, I don't believe in getting laid just to get laid. If I'm screwing a chick, I'm in an actual relationship with her, that's all there is to it, but since I'm asexual, it does not matter anyway.
  5. This is hilarious, I would like you to keep it coming


  6. Be still, beating hearts around the globe...how do you manage to keep the girls away?
  7. Not my fault that being a moral man has fallen out of favor.
  8. I need a goddamn drink. If any of you are keeping tabs, I have a strong preference for Jack, and Coke.

  9. Well wow im impessed, hat down to ya, for once I agree with your way of thinking, and yes you are full of surprises, I commend you this time
  10. Doing some housecleaning....looking through old stuff of mine...Is there any reason for me to keep my Chemical Brothers CD's?
  11. ...I just realized that I have The Prodigy's Fat of the Land, too!