1. Originally posted by MacStripey:shit. hit it with a sock that I stuck into the pipe of the hoover,.... and the black beast fell down, I jumped back... and now it has disappeared. must be under the tv rack. hell.

    Lesson learnt? Do it at first: never count on a second chance.
  2. this is when i do NOT like to be single. where´s a hero when you need him O___o

  3. He's in Killiney, I'm sure you'll recognise his doors:


  4. Black beast... Could've chosen a better phrase

    Sounds like a fail. 2-0?

  5. Just face it, between you and MacSpidey, there's no doubt who's the superior being.
  6. me = kneeling on the carpet, peeking under the tv racket, expecting the monster to jump at me any second, mumbling swear words

    dogs: yawning, getting up, snivelling at my face, with a clear "wtf" expression on their own
  7. Spider: Laughing.
  8. Bono would take the spider into his hands and talk to it for hours. then take it on tour with him.
  9. Quoting Bono (1992-06-11, Stockholm), "This is definitely one of the most surreal nights of my [u2start] life".
  10. Dammit, I just managed to say goodnight to the person i was talking to on FB. And I find you having fun wuthout me in GC. That's illegal.
  11. Olof paid the monster because he hates me.
  12. I'm starting to warm to this spider.