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  2. What are you thinking about then?
  4. Hoping to go into law enforcement, but there's a number of things I could study to achieve that goal.
  5. Some kind of social studies I guess then. If it isn't high-tech cop that you want to be. But I doubt you'd want an office job.
  6. Well I don't exactly have a death -wish, but I'd be not telling the truth if I didn't admit to being abnormally comfortable in stressful and potentially dangerous situations. Some of my neighbors have fairly vicious dogs, and I actually enjoy fighting them off.
  7. Well, if I remember correctly your country has three times the police deaths that my country has (adjusted for population differences)... But I don't think it's really a that dangerous job. There sure are more dangerous jobs.
  8. lol, and I enjoy taunting Satan!
    We all have the daring in us.

  9. I want to join the police force.
  10. Still there is plenty to learn!
  11. Originally posted by Mr_Trek:Well, if I remember correctly your country has three times the police deaths that my country has (adjusted for population differences)... But I don't think it's really a that dangerous job. There sure are more dangerous jobs.

    Most common cause of police officer mortality actually isn't firearms, or knives, but in most places traffic collisons. These tend to be exacerbated for two reasons:

    1. Many cops dont wear seat-belts, on patrol, since there are situations were they need to get out of the car as fast as possible.

    2. The cage in most cop cars, significantly increses the odds of fatal injury in a traffic collison.
  12. Not related, but I figure anyone else who has ever been to my state might find these funny. The great Jeff Foxworthy came up with them. 8/10 of them apply to me.


    1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

    2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights
    each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan .

    3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan .

    4. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
    year, you might live in Michigan .


    5. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan .


    6. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
    his forehead, (or at the top of his ankles) you might live in Michigan .


    7. If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan .


    8. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,! you might live in Michigan .


    9. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan .

    Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . .

    1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75


    2. You measure distance in hours.


    3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

    4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
    blizzard, without flinching.

    6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).

    7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
    unlocked.

    8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

    9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

    10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
    with snow.

    11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
    road construction.

    12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

    13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

    14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

    15. Down South to you means Ohio .

    16. A brat is something you eat.

    17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.

    18. You go out to a fish fry every Friday.

    19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

    20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

    21. You find 0 degrees! "a little chilly."

    22. You drink pop and bake with soda.

    23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernor's and you know it's not
    medicine.

    24. You can actually drink Vernor's without coughing.

    25. You know what a Yooper is.

    26. You think owning a Honda is Un-American.

    27. You know that UP is a place, not a direction.

    28. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.

    29. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.

    30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Michigan friends.
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