1. This could be the start of the soon to be famous 'Fight of Dundee'
  2. Oh yes, right enough. It was actually zoobaby95 - all lower case.

    I forgot about that source.
  3. *goes off to Ryanair*
  4. There's really no need. I can hop on a train and have Kieran punched in the face within 25 minutes.
  5. Damn, there are no direct Madrid-Dundee flights
  6. I'd still beat you Ross.

    To lighten up this conversation, let's have a little joke, shall we?

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  7. I named my iPod the Titanic.

    It's syncing now.
  8. iTanic
  9. I bet on a horse: 20 to 1. It came in at 20 past 4.
  10. Two peanuts were just walking down the street, and one was a salted.
  11. Coldplay suck.